Tag: weather
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Spring: muddy, cold, damp, and smelly. Oh, joy.
Spring is my least-favorite time of year. Yes, yes, I welcome the return of the sun and the arrival of milder weather, I revel in each evening’s extra minute of daylight, and rejoice in the yearly reprieve from ice-related injuries. All of that. Lovely. Fantastic. Spring does make the world leap and bound with joy […]
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A plague of monsters upon this house
First, let’s get the basics out of the way. I am a wimp. I should’ve been a good, strong, ‘Murican and toughed it out without complaint. Sickness is no excuse for not getting the job done. Only weaklings get sick. Only selfish weaklings expect sympathy. Blah, blah blah. I know the drill. Too bad. I’m […]